ChibiMionplz

"Hello?"
"Mion, it's me."
"Keiichi, where are you?"
"I'm here with Oyashiro."
"Who?"
"Oyashiro-sama -- It's the name I gave the baby I'm saving. Poor girl, I think she's slow. She's just staring at a cheeseburger."
"Keiichi, you bring her back right now!"
"Sorry, Mion, but I've prayed on this, and I'm taking her to Nebraska to put her up to adoption!"
"WHAT?! You can't give someone else's baby away!"
"Nebraska begs to differ. Gay couples have no legal rights there! One I cross that state line, Greg and Terry can kiss their custody good-bye!"
"You're never going to get away with this, Keiichi! You know I'm going to tell them, why would you even call me?!"
"Because something hard and black just fell off the baby's belly-button and I thought it was beef jerky, and... Am I going to die or am I stronger than ever?"

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..That's a tad freaky. ouo